Schlong for hire

>> Massive member is worth its weight in gold for male prostitute/school teacher

by CHRIS BARRY

Name: “Robbie”
Age: 38
Occupation: Prostitute/Elementary schoolteacher
Salary from prostitution: $25,000 per annum
Bio: Sporting a labonza that is nine inches long and seven inches in circumference, this handsome stud has been earning big bucks in the glamorous world of prostitution for just over a year now. When not sucking cocks for money, “Robbie” is a devoted and passionate elementary school teacher who absolutely adores his work. A frequent advertiser in this newspaper, he claims to have “really grown as a person since taking up hooking.”
His price: $80 an hour.
His phone inquiries to job ratio: Three to one.
How he sells himself to potential customers: He tells them that he’s tall, unhairy, and hung like a horse.
The thing they are usually most impressed with: His horse cock. “It’s like a gold mine.”
The most customers he’s serviced in any one night: Six.
Does he ever find himself with a client and unable to get an erection? Very rarely. “Ninety-nine per cent of the time I can get it hard in the beginning at least. It’s really just a matter of will power and concentration.”
Is it the slender nude bodies of his elementary school students that he concentrates on? Absolutely not.
Does he ever worry he’s been hired by a lunatic who has plans to carve him up into little pieces before the night is through? “No more so than when I go home with a guy I just met in a club. It’s exactly the same thing.”
Something he finds “indecent”: Asking customers for money in advance.
Does he service many female customers? Not really. “But when I do it’s usually weird. The last woman who hired me was rather large and unattractive and all she wanted was for the two of us to take off our clothes and have me tell her how pretty she was. No sex, she just wanted me to help her with her self-esteem. But women are usually more trouble than they’re worth. Ninety per cent of the time the job falls through.”
How many of his customers consider themselves to be straight: At least 50 per cent.
Does he believe that the “straight” men who pay top dollar to gnaw on his ding-dong are actually heterosexual? “Sure, they just like to suck off a guy every once in awhile.”
One thing he isn’t crazy about doing with customers: Bum fucking. “It’s a little dangerous and you need a good hard-on to fuck like that with a condom. And not all of my customers inspire great hard-ons.”
Does he ever worry he is going to get hired by the father of one of his students? “Yes, always, and it has actually happened.”
Where he likes to hang out: In any Karaoke bar anywhere.
Last book read: Dieu et nous seuls pouvons, by Michel Folco.
Musical preferences: House, classical, jazz. “Everything.”
Favourite film of all time: Gone With the Wind.
Words of wisdom: “Never judge a man before you’ve walked a mile in his shoes.” :